AULDGUBBINS.CO.UK – Retro, theatre and Assorted auld gubbins

Only a penny, ha’peny to slit your wrists – what a time to be alive!  Yes, that’s how much it cost for some proper Sheffield made razor blades.  Try cutting your wrists these days and you’ll saw away for hours to no avail.  Trust me, I know.

If you want to stay alive you could always try a new luxury jar of Feildd-Day Brush-less Shave.  Whit Satanic magic is this?  Nope, I’m no having it.  But you could tidy yersel up with a Mentor Sanforized Shirt.  Me neither.  Plus biscuits, rolling pins and springs.  Yes, springs.